1 admi ka 1Crore ka bond nikla
Company ne socha achanak batane se khushi se marr sakta hay
Aik MEMON ko bola k usko aisey batao k Heartfail na ho
MEMON ne jaa k us Admi ko bola: farz karo aap ka
1 Crore ka Innam nikle to pahla kaam kia karo ge?
Aadmi: aadha tumhen dnga
MEMON khushi se marr gya
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Zindagi ko 1 pal apna samjho;
Raat ko sach or din ko sapna samjho;
Bhulana chahte ho agar sabhi ghamo ko;
To zindagi main sirf <ALLAH > ko apna samjho.
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kuch Log aap ka mobile number maang rahy thy?
Maine aap ka number nahi dia?
Address de dia Hai.
Un Logon k Naam Ye hain.
1- Sukh,
2- Salamti,
3- Barkat,
4- Khushi,
5- Tandurasti.
Please unko welcome kijiye ga
Q k mane unse request ki ha k
Ye Sub sari zindagi aap k sath rhain.
¤[ Ameen ]¤
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PATHAN: Mujhe Rat ko Sapny mei kuttay football kheltey Dikhai dety hain
Dr: ye Dawai Aj se kha Lena
PATHAN: kaL se kha Loon?
Dr: Q?
PATHAN: Aj final hy.
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Amrecan: Ham chand par ja kr jahaz banae ga.
Pathan: Ham soraj pr ja kr naswar banae ga.
Amrecan: Tum jal jaega!
Pathan: Ham pagal nahe, ham raat ko jayega
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Aik Pathan jb bi kapray dhota tau bohat Zor ki barish shuru ho jati.
Aik din bohat dhup nikli hui thi aur us nay shukar kiya aur dukaan say
SURF lenay chala gaya, Jb dukan mai enter hua to,
"Badal" zor say garja, tau Pathan ne "BAADAL say kaha:
"KIDHR?? Hum To Nimko Lene Aya Ha":-
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Gabbar: yeh haath mujhe de de thakur!
.
Thakur: le le, mere haath le le, basanti k bhi le le, jay aur veeru k bhi le le...
.
Octopus banja kaminay!
.
.
.
.
.
.
Gabbar: sorry yaar, tu toh emotional ho gaya!!!
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Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun
Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta
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aad nahi kia kia dekha tha saaray manzar bhool gaye
{faraz}
Oss ki galiyon say jab loutay apna bhi ghar bhool gaye
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Sad sms
Kiyun Udaas Bethay Ho Es Tarah Andhairay Main
Dukh To Km Nahi Hotey Roshni Bujhaney Say
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Unki galiyon se jab guzre toh manzar ajeeb tha,
Dard tha magar woh dil ke kareeb tha,
Jise hum dhoondhte the apni hathoon ki lakeeroon mein.
Woh kisi doosre ki kismat, kisi aur ka naseeb tha.
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Dukh To Km Nahi Hotey Roshni Bujhaney Say
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Unki galiyon se jab guzre toh manzar ajeeb tha,
Dard tha magar woh dil ke kareeb tha,
Jise hum dhoondhte the apni hathoon ki lakeeroon mein.
Woh kisi doosre ki kismat, kisi aur ka naseeb tha.
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Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
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Apne dard-E-dil ka hamdard hamain hi paogey,
In tanhaiyon main sath hamain hi paogey,
Door hain tumse to kya hua,
In dooriyon main sabse kareeb hamain hi paogey.
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Samundar Ki Har Lehar Ko Sahil Nahin Milta
Yeh Dil Waloon Ki Dunya Hey Dost
Kisi Ko Dil Nahin Milta.To Koi Dil Se Nahi Milta
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Dil ki choton ne kabhi chain se rehnay na diya
jab hawa sard chali hum ne tujhe yaad kiya
Is ka rona nahin tum ne kiya dil barbaad
Is ka gham hai k buhat dair mein barbaad kiya
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Humare dilki gehrai ko koi samjh paya hi nai,
Kitne tanha hain hum koi jaan paya hi,
Kisi ko humari kami mehsoos ho,
Khuda ne hume aisa banaya hi nai
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Gallion sai meri tum nay guzar kar nahin daikha
Ghum yeh hai keh khushiyon nay mera ghar nahin daikha
.
Mehroom hai wo pyar ki doolat sai abhi tuk
Dil jis nay kahin apna laga kar nahin daikha
.
Gumnaan hai wo phool gulistaan-e- jahan mein
Khusboo ki tarha jis nay bikhar kar nahin daikha
.
Aainay fakat us ki tasali kay liye hein
Dulhan ki tarha jis nay sanwar kar nahin daikha
.
Yeh such hai mera qatal sar-e-aam howa hai
Kis ka tha meri peeth mein khanjar nahin daikha
.
Dil cheer kar niklay hein yeh ashaar mere
Afsoos inhein aap nay phar kar nahin daikha
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
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Apne dard-E-dil ka hamdard hamain hi paogey,
In tanhaiyon main sath hamain hi paogey,
Door hain tumse to kya hua,
In dooriyon main sabse kareeb hamain hi paogey.
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chahat main…
qurbat ki khatir…
chura kar…
vasl lamhon ki raanai…
wo phair leta hai nigahain…
aur de jata hai…
lambi hilr ki saatain…
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Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai
Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai
Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua
Mujhe To Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai
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Kaise keh dun, ki khuda aaj faramosh nahi,
Aisa duba hun teri aankhon ki gaharai mein,
Haath mein jaam hai pine ka, magar hosh nahi
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Qareeb Maut Khari Hai Zaraa Thahar Jao
Qazaa Se Aankh Lari Hai Zaraa Thahar Jao
Thaki Thaki Si Fazaayen Bujhe Bujhe Taare
Bari Udaas Ghari Hai Zaraa Thahar Jao
Nahin Ummeed Ki Ham Aaj Ki Sahar Dekhen
Ye Raat Ham Pe Kari Hai Zaraa Thahar Jao
Abhi Na Jao Ke Taaron Kaa Dil Dharaktaa Hai
Tamaam Raat Pari Hai Zaraa Thahar Jao
Phir Is Ke Baad Kabhi Ham Na Tum Ko Rokenge
Labon Pe Saans Ari Hai Zaraa Thahar Jao
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Yaad karke humein bhula dena
Beetay jazbon ko phir hawa dena
Naa cher dhun koi purani ab
Hai tera kaam bus rula dena
Aaj phir bebasi ka alam hai
Koi hal uss ka bhi suna dena
Raat ka hai nasha ya yaad teri
Jhoomte dil ko kuch dua dena
Aye afsaana-e-mohabbat aaj
Shamma-e-shouq tu jala dena
Aayegi yaad teri phir se aaj
Yaro hum soain toh jaga dena
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Dil ki udasion ko mitaya na ja saka.
Ik teri yaad thi keh bhulaya na ja saka.
Hum nay ki lakh koshish, hazaron kiay jatan.
Palkon pay ansoon ko bithaya na ja saka.
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Sab He Ko Sab Kuch Nahin Miltaqurbat ki khatir…
chura kar…
vasl lamhon ki raanai…
wo phair leta hai nigahain…
aur de jata hai…
lambi hilr ki saatain…
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Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai
Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai
Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua
Mujhe To Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai
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Ye din yun hi guzar jaenge,
Raat chupchaap hain, par chand khamosh nahi,Shayad hum yun hi bichar jaenge
Naraz na hona aap humari shararaton se
Yehi to wo pal hain
Jo -”KAL YAAD AYENGE”
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Us ne ek bar kaha ta muj se
Barasti barish se ishq hai us ko
Pas us ka ishq apnanay ki hatir
Meri aankay har raat barasti hai
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Barasti barish se ishq hai us ko
Pas us ka ishq apnanay ki hatir
Meri aankay har raat barasti hai
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Kaise keh dun, ki khuda aaj faramosh nahi,
Aisa duba hun teri aankhon ki gaharai mein,
Haath mein jaam hai pine ka, magar hosh nahi
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Qareeb Maut Khari Hai Zaraa Thahar Jao
Qazaa Se Aankh Lari Hai Zaraa Thahar Jao
Thaki Thaki Si Fazaayen Bujhe Bujhe Taare
Bari Udaas Ghari Hai Zaraa Thahar Jao
Nahin Ummeed Ki Ham Aaj Ki Sahar Dekhen
Ye Raat Ham Pe Kari Hai Zaraa Thahar Jao
Abhi Na Jao Ke Taaron Kaa Dil Dharaktaa Hai
Tamaam Raat Pari Hai Zaraa Thahar Jao
Phir Is Ke Baad Kabhi Ham Na Tum Ko Rokenge
Labon Pe Saans Ari Hai Zaraa Thahar Jao
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Yaad karke humein bhula dena
Beetay jazbon ko phir hawa dena
Naa cher dhun koi purani ab
Hai tera kaam bus rula dena
Aaj phir bebasi ka alam hai
Koi hal uss ka bhi suna dena
Raat ka hai nasha ya yaad teri
Jhoomte dil ko kuch dua dena
Aye afsaana-e-mohabbat aaj
Shamma-e-shouq tu jala dena
Aayegi yaad teri phir se aaj
Yaro hum soain toh jaga dena
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Dil ki udasion ko mitaya na ja saka.
Ik teri yaad thi keh bhulaya na ja saka.
Hum nay ki lakh koshish, hazaron kiay jatan.
Palkon pay ansoon ko bithaya na ja saka.
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Samundar Ki Har Lehar Ko Sahil Nahin Milta
Yeh Dil Waloon Ki Dunya Hey Dost
Kisi Ko Dil Nahin Milta.To Koi Dil Se Nahi Milta
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Zindagi k safar main akele the hum
Aap jaisa humeen mahrban mil gaya
.
Tum ne bakhshi hay humeen nayi zindagi
Warna dunya main koy humara na tha
Thi andheron main bhatki huy zindagi
.
.
Aap jaisa humeen mahrban mil gaya
.
Tum ne bakhshi hay humeen nayi zindagi
Warna dunya main koy humara na tha
Thi andheron main bhatki huy zindagi
.
.
Aur jine ka koy sahara na tha
Tum andheron main ban kar mile roshni
Jagmagata huwa ashiyan mil gaya
.
Tum agar ek ishara karo ge humeen
Chand tare bichaa deen ge hum rah main
Aazma kar humeen dekh lena kabhi
Jaan de deen ge hum aap ki chaha main
Aur ab kuch KHUDA se na magain ge hum
Muskarata huwa gulstaan mil gaya
.
Apni kismat pe hum ko bara naaz hay
Humsafar mil gaya karwaan mil gaya
Zindagi k safar main akele the hum
Aap jesa humeen mehrban mil gaya
--------------------------------------------------------------------- Tum andheron main ban kar mile roshni
Jagmagata huwa ashiyan mil gaya
.
Tum agar ek ishara karo ge humeen
Chand tare bichaa deen ge hum rah main
Aazma kar humeen dekh lena kabhi
Jaan de deen ge hum aap ki chaha main
Aur ab kuch KHUDA se na magain ge hum
Muskarata huwa gulstaan mil gaya
.
Apni kismat pe hum ko bara naaz hay
Humsafar mil gaya karwaan mil gaya
Zindagi k safar main akele the hum
Aap jesa humeen mehrban mil gaya
Dil ki choton ne kabhi chain se rehnay na diya
jab hawa sard chali hum ne tujhe yaad kiya
Is ka rona nahin tum ne kiya dil barbaad
Is ka gham hai k buhat dair mein barbaad kiya
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Humare dilki gehrai ko koi samjh paya hi nai,
Kitne tanha hain hum koi jaan paya hi,
Kisi ko humari kami mehsoos ho,
Khuda ne hume aisa banaya hi nai
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Gallion sai meri tum nay guzar kar nahin daikha
Ghum yeh hai keh khushiyon nay mera ghar nahin daikha
.
Mehroom hai wo pyar ki doolat sai abhi tuk
Dil jis nay kahin apna laga kar nahin daikha
.
Gumnaan hai wo phool gulistaan-e- jahan mein
Khusboo ki tarha jis nay bikhar kar nahin daikha
.
Aainay fakat us ki tasali kay liye hein
Dulhan ki tarha jis nay sanwar kar nahin daikha
.
Yeh such hai mera qatal sar-e-aam howa hai
Kis ka tha meri peeth mein khanjar nahin daikha
.
Dil cheer kar niklay hein yeh ashaar mere
Afsoos inhein aap nay phar kar nahin daikha
Hindi sms
AMERICA: Hamare Kutte Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN : Hamare Machhi Dance Karte hai.
CHINA : Hamare Hathi Cricket Khelte hai.
INDIA : HAMARE GADHE MASSAGE PADHTE HAI.
PAKISTANI: HAMARE GADHE SADER BAN JATE HAIN
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Meray dil me utro zara zara,
Mujhay holay holay to pyar do,
Meri tishnagi ko barhaao phir,
Meri be-kali ko qaraar do,
Mujhay harf harf samait lo,
Muje lafz lafz shumaar do
Jo umar bhar na utar sake
meri rooh ko khud me utaaar lo
aaao
pyaar k is khel me
tum jeet jao muje haar do...!
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Umar Bhar Hum Yun Hi Galti karte Rahe,
Gahlib
Dhool Chehre Pe Thi Aur Hum Aaina Saaf Karte Rahe.
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Pathan: Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50
Pathan: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main Kon Le Ker Jayega.
Pathan: Tum Peeche Betho Hum Le K Jayega.
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Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K
Jisko Dekho to Khuwab
Socho to Khayal
Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu
Aazmao to Sacha Dost
Or
Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi.
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Holi k rang bikhrenge,
Sang piya hum ab bheegenge,
Holi mein aur bhi rang hoga
Mere piya jab mere sang hoga
JAPAN : Hamare Machhi Dance Karte hai.
CHINA : Hamare Hathi Cricket Khelte hai.
INDIA : HAMARE GADHE MASSAGE PADHTE HAI.
PAKISTANI: HAMARE GADHE SADER BAN JATE HAIN
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Meray dil me utro zara zara,
Mujhay holay holay to pyar do,
Meri tishnagi ko barhaao phir,
Meri be-kali ko qaraar do,
Mujhay harf harf samait lo,
Muje lafz lafz shumaar do
Jo umar bhar na utar sake
meri rooh ko khud me utaaar lo
aaao
pyaar k is khel me
tum jeet jao muje haar do...!
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Umar Bhar Hum Yun Hi Galti karte Rahe,
Gahlib
Dhool Chehre Pe Thi Aur Hum Aaina Saaf Karte Rahe.
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Pathan: Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50
Pathan: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main Kon Le Ker Jayega.
Pathan: Tum Peeche Betho Hum Le K Jayega.
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Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K
Jisko Dekho to Khuwab
Socho to Khayal
Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu
Aazmao to Sacha Dost
Or
Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi.
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Holi k rang bikhrenge,
Sang piya hum ab bheegenge,
Holi mein aur bhi rang hoga
Mere piya jab mere sang hoga
Love sms
Bay qarar mausam may
Yaad k jharoko`n say
Phir Tum hi sy milnay ki
Dil may kitni khawahish hai
Jo udaas rakhti hai
Aaj kal decemeber ki
Phir udaas shaamein hain
In ujaarr aankho`n may
Zard zard raatein hain
Barishon k mausam may
Toot phoot jata hoon
Jab bhi yaad aatay ho
Khud ko bhool jata hoon
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Yaad k jharoko`n say
Phir Tum hi sy milnay ki
Dil may kitni khawahish hai
Jo udaas rakhti hai
Aaj kal decemeber ki
Phir udaas shaamein hain
In ujaarr aankho`n may
Zard zard raatein hain
Barishon k mausam may
Toot phoot jata hoon
Jab bhi yaad aatay ho
Khud ko bhool jata hoon
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Dekhna hai dil pe kya guzerti hai;
Tera ek khat jalake dekhenge.
Dariya -e- Dil mein koi mauj nahi ;
Aaj aanshu bahake dekhenge.
Chhodker tujhko door jayenge ;
Gum -e- zudai uthake dekhenge .
umra ne kis kadra diye dhoke ;
aaine ko batake dekhenge.
Hum aaj rat roshni k liye;
Charag -e- dil jalake dekhenge.
Jinka kehna tum jiyo ya maro;
unki baton mein aake dekhenge.
Sath guzre haseen lamhon ki;
yaadon ko hum bhulake dekhenge.
Dekhein phir mastghan unka rawaiya;
unse nazrein churake dekhenge.
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Tera ek khat jalake dekhenge.
Dariya -e- Dil mein koi mauj nahi ;
Aaj aanshu bahake dekhenge.
Chhodker tujhko door jayenge ;
Gum -e- zudai uthake dekhenge .
umra ne kis kadra diye dhoke ;
aaine ko batake dekhenge.
Hum aaj rat roshni k liye;
Charag -e- dil jalake dekhenge.
Jinka kehna tum jiyo ya maro;
unki baton mein aake dekhenge.
Sath guzre haseen lamhon ki;
yaadon ko hum bhulake dekhenge.
Dekhein phir mastghan unka rawaiya;
unse nazrein churake dekhenge.
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Uske honto ki izzat ka hayal ata hai….
Warna Phoolon ko to hum sar-e-aam choom letey hain.
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Warna Phoolon ko to hum sar-e-aam choom letey hain.
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nikaal daliye dil se hamari yaadon ko….!!
yakeen kijiye hum mein wo baat hi nahi rahi….
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yakeen kijiye hum mein wo baat hi nahi rahi….
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Main Tum Ko Chahta Hoon
Junoon Ki Dehshat Main
Jaan Se Ghuzar Jane Ki Had Tak
Main Tum Ko Janta Hoon
Rooh K Bay Unt Saagar Main
Utar Jane Ki Had Tak
Main Tum Ko Poojta Hoon
Mohabbat Ki Haseen Devii Se
Sir Takra K Mar Jane Ki Had Tak
Main Tum Ko Souchta Hoon
Kabhi Duniya Kabhi Khud Se
Magar Jane Ki Had Tak
Main Tum Ko Dekhta Hoon
Fasil Dard Par Rakhay Mehakte Khuab Ki Khushboo
Bikhar Jane Ki Had Tak
Yakin Janoo K Main Ye Jurm
Ek Pal Main Hazaroon Baar Karta Hoon
Tumhain Maloom Hota Kaash
K
Main Tum Se Kitna Pyaar Karta Hoon
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Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi,
Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi,
Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi,
Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi
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Irade se kiye hue pyar ko mohabbat nahi kehte…
Khwahishon se mili cheez ko zarurat nahi kehte…
Ishq mein befawaii koi sharafat nahi kehte..
Junoon Ki Dehshat Main
Jaan Se Ghuzar Jane Ki Had Tak
Main Tum Ko Janta Hoon
Rooh K Bay Unt Saagar Main
Utar Jane Ki Had Tak
Main Tum Ko Poojta Hoon
Mohabbat Ki Haseen Devii Se
Sir Takra K Mar Jane Ki Had Tak
Main Tum Ko Souchta Hoon
Kabhi Duniya Kabhi Khud Se
Magar Jane Ki Had Tak
Main Tum Ko Dekhta Hoon
Fasil Dard Par Rakhay Mehakte Khuab Ki Khushboo
Bikhar Jane Ki Had Tak
Yakin Janoo K Main Ye Jurm
Ek Pal Main Hazaroon Baar Karta Hoon
Tumhain Maloom Hota Kaash
K
Main Tum Se Kitna Pyaar Karta Hoon
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Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi,
Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi,
Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi,
Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi
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Koi Aaa kar Hath mera tham ley
Mujhe Tanhaiyon se dar lagta hey
Koi apna keh kar mera nam le
Mujhe harjaiyon se dar lagta hey
Sama jaye koi mere wajud mai
Mujhe Judaiyon se dar lagta hey
Mohabbat mai doob jaon mai B
Mujhe Gehraiyon se dar lagta hey
Kar lon barbad zindagi apni
Mujhe tabahiyon se dar lagta hey
Dil tu chahe apna lon tujhe
Mujhe Bewafaiyon se dar lagta hey
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hamesha ek saya piche paoge piche
dekhoge to koi nahi hoga
mehsoos karoge to hamein paoge
-----------------------------------------------------------
Maksad se maangi huii dua ko ibadat nahi kehte..Mujhe Tanhaiyon se dar lagta hey
Koi apna keh kar mera nam le
Mujhe harjaiyon se dar lagta hey
Sama jaye koi mere wajud mai
Mujhe Judaiyon se dar lagta hey
Mohabbat mai doob jaon mai B
Mujhe Gehraiyon se dar lagta hey
Kar lon barbad zindagi apni
Mujhe tabahiyon se dar lagta hey
Dil tu chahe apna lon tujhe
Mujhe Bewafaiyon se dar lagta hey
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Chalta Tha Kabi Haath Mera Thaam Kar Jis Par
Karta Ha Bohot Yaad Wo Raasta Usay Kehna
Umeed Wo Rakhay Na Kisi Or Se SAHIL….
Har Shakhs Mohabat Nahi Karta Usay Kehna.
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Mohbton men shumar kaisa
Yaqeen kaisa
Gumaan kaisa
Orooj kaisa
Ziwal kaisa
Swaal kaisa
Jwaab kaisa
Mohabten to mohabten hain
Mohabton men hisaab kaisa..!
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Meri rahon ke
Jo jugnu hein
Wo tere hein..
Teri rahon k
Jo andherey hein
Wo mere hain..
Chu sakta Nahi
koi gum tujhko
Q k..
Tujh par duaon k jo
pehrey hein
Wo mare hein
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Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai
----------------------------------------------------------
zindagi mein jab bhi aage jaogeKarta Ha Bohot Yaad Wo Raasta Usay Kehna
Umeed Wo Rakhay Na Kisi Or Se SAHIL….
Har Shakhs Mohabat Nahi Karta Usay Kehna.
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Mohbton men shumar kaisa
Yaqeen kaisa
Gumaan kaisa
Orooj kaisa
Ziwal kaisa
Swaal kaisa
Jwaab kaisa
Mohabten to mohabten hain
Mohabton men hisaab kaisa..!
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Meri rahon ke
Jo jugnu hein
Wo tere hein..
Teri rahon k
Jo andherey hein
Wo mere hain..
Chu sakta Nahi
koi gum tujhko
Q k..
Tujh par duaon k jo
pehrey hein
Wo mare hein
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Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai
----------------------------------------------------------
hamesha ek saya piche paoge piche
dekhoge to koi nahi hoga
mehsoos karoge to hamein paoge
-----------------------------------------------------------
Irade se kiye hue pyar ko mohabbat nahi kehte…
Khwahishon se mili cheez ko zarurat nahi kehte…
Ishq mein befawaii koi sharafat nahi kehte..
Political sms
Gabbar singh:
Arey o ZARDARI
Benazir ki barsi mai Kitney Aadmi Thay ?
.
.
.
za
Pata Nahi Sarkar
Main to Aaurtoon mai Tha
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Sadar Bush Ki Film “Joota Tera Muu Mera” Ki Kamyabi K Baad,
Pakistan me Pehli Baar
Apki Khidmat Me
” Muu Daisi Joota Perdaisi ” jald A Rahi He
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Ye Zardari b le lo
Ye Nawaz b le lo
Bhaly chen lo mjse mera Gilani
Mgr mjko lota do
Qemtain Purani,Wo Aata,Wo Chini,Wo Bijli,Wo Pani
Twadi Mehrbaani
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Pakistan k Masael,
Politicians
Police
Army
Double Crossers
Pakistan k Vasael,
Gharib Awam
phir b kehta hoon, Masael ko Khatam karo aur Vasael ka kamal dekho--------------------------------------------------------
Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge,
Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kia Denge,
Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K,
Wo Roti Kapra Makan Kia Denge-------------------------------------------------------
Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.
here I wil make a million People happy.
Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.
make my whole country happy.
Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!
I will make the whole world happy!
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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
ha koi muqabla karne wala
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Mushraf ki niyat
“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
6 rocket fire farz.
Wasty bUSH uncle k.
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”
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Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,
Ab new quomi tarana
Ab new quomi tarana
Musharraf sir zameen shad baad,
Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad,
Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan,
Arz-e-Musharafstan,
Shad bad opposition sari barbad,
Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam,
atay, gas, bijli ka bohran,
Qoum mulk saltant,
choudhry paindabad,
shad baad,
shukat aziz mulk say farar,
parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal,
Khun main runga sara saal,
Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal,
khudkash bombar phir hai tayar,
Musharaf hokumat ko aye na zawal
Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad,
Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan,
Arz-e-Musharafstan,
Shad bad opposition sari barbad,
Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam,
atay, gas, bijli ka bohran,
Qoum mulk saltant,
choudhry paindabad,
shad baad,
shukat aziz mulk say farar,
parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal,
Khun main runga sara saal,
Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal,
khudkash bombar phir hai tayar,
Musharaf hokumat ko aye na zawal
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Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye ALTAF BHAI kon hai?
Yaar ye ALTAF BHAI kon hai?
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Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D
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Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
.
.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
.
.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!
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Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
=
Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia
=
Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
=
Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia
=
Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia
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1 anokhi dua
Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k
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Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,
Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,
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Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,
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1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
Jese shetan ka roop.
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
Jese shetan ka roop.
Saraiki sms
Hay Bud Kolon Badnaam Bura, Bad Gal Na Badnaam Thesein.
Hun Bachdi Jawani Ganeemat Hay, Eikon Rol Ta Na Badnaam Thesein.
Hun Bachdi Jawani Ganeemat Hay, Eikon Rol Ta Na Badnaam Thesein.
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Tu mehnat kar mehnat da sila jane khuda jane
Tu diva baal ke rakh cha hawa jane khuda jane
Khaza da khof ta maali koon buzdal kar nai sakda
Chaman abad rakh bad e saba jane khuda jane
Mareez e ishiq khud koon dawa dil di samjh dalbar
Marz jane dawa jane shafa jane khuda jane
Jey marr ke zindi chande faqiri totka man ghan
Wafa de wich fana thi wanj baka jane khuda jane
Aye poori theve na theve magar be kaar nahi vendi
Dua shakir tu mangi rakh dua jane khuda jane
Tu diva baal ke rakh cha hawa jane khuda jane
Khaza da khof ta maali koon buzdal kar nai sakda
Chaman abad rakh bad e saba jane khuda jane
Mareez e ishiq khud koon dawa dil di samjh dalbar
Marz jane dawa jane shafa jane khuda jane
Jey marr ke zindi chande faqiri totka man ghan
Wafa de wich fana thi wanj baka jane khuda jane
Aye poori theve na theve magar be kaar nahi vendi
Dua shakir tu mangi rakh dua jane khuda jane
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Techer: beta is ka
Saraiki Mein Tarjama
Karo
AFSOS HAI TUM
PER
Student: “THUK Aii CHUTTU AAA “
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Waqt hai taan Fida Nazar-den
aye log pekar-e-wafa nazar-den
Je waqt sabqat cha waqt pawe
taan waqt de sub khuda nazar-den
aye log pekar-e-wafa nazar-den
Je waqt sabqat cha waqt pawe
taan waqt de sub khuda nazar-den
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Na Qatil The Jazbatan Da Ehsas Taan Kar Jo Keya These!
Aa Seek Wase Dil Zakhme Kon Sudr Jigar Tay Lonr Sowa These
Aa Seek Wase Dil Zakhme Kon Sudr Jigar Tay Lonr Sowa These
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Na dil da kaaba tebah thi giya hy
Naraz na koi khuda thi giya hy
Ooho haal hin saade kasmen khuda di
Toon nayin jo aaya taan kia thi giya hy
Naraz na koi khuda thi giya hy
Ooho haal hin saade kasmen khuda di
Toon nayin jo aaya taan kia thi giya hy
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Wah Ooo Sajan Asan Teiku bhandey ni sey..
Nal dey hamsey haan door rahnde ni sey..
Aaa Weinse tey chumi chatta ker ghinsoun
Na tey yeiku yahnde ni sey..
Nal dey hamsey haan door rahnde ni sey..
Aaa Weinse tey chumi chatta ker ghinsoun
Na tey yeiku yahnde ni sey..
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Tekoon yaad hosi main aakhaya si, Dildar mitha tu bhul waisain…..
Wal wal QURAN tay hath na rakh, Na kasmaan cha tu bhul waisain..
Kujh soch samajh kay Faisla kar
na Josh wikha tu bhul waisain.
tary bhajoo main nahi Jee sakda
Na Zulam kamaa TO bhul waisain.
Farsi sms
Kambood mohebat shadid:
noon ham nashodim yeki az rooye zamin bardare boosemoon kone!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------ noon ham nashodim yeki az rooye zamin bardare boosemoon kone!!!
omretoon 100 shabe yalda !
deletoon ghade ye darya!
tooye in shabhaye sarma!
yadetoon amishe ba ma!
gham bemoone vase farda !
Shabe yalda mobarak
torke mikhast bere tunes, natunest. vali belakhare tunest!
.
.
.
bad mikhast bargarde az tunes, amma dige natunest!
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endegi kutahtar az an ast ke be khosumat bogzarad va ghalbha
geramitar az anand ke beshkanand.
farda tolu khahad kard, hata agar ma nabashim.
pas biaeid karte sukhteman ra be yekdigar bedahim!
--------------------------------------------------------------------- geramitar az anand ke beshkanand.
farda tolu khahad kard, hata agar ma nabashim.
pas biaeid karte sukhteman ra be yekdigar bedahim!
tu in zamune adama bayad hezarta kun bedan ta
kareshun rah biofte. toro khoda age kari dashti zang bezan!
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torke mire sarbazi.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
donbale chi migardi?
torke nistesh,rafte sarbazi!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
donbale chi migardi?
torke nistesh,rafte sarbazi!
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in sib, behtarin sib, shekle sib, sare sib, kar sib,
gozashtane sib, ye sib,
bacheye sib, dustdashtanie!!! sib.
hala “sib” ra hazf kon va text ra 2bare bekhun.
gozashtane sib, ye sib,
bacheye sib, dustdashtanie!!! sib.
hala “sib” ra hazf kon va text ra 2bare bekhun.
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ba salam moshtareke aziz;
khoshhalim be etelae shoma beresanim ke mobile
shoma be modate 10 daghighe dar halate vibre gharar migirad.
gushi ra dar kunetan gharar dade va az service fogh lezat bebarid!
khoshhalim be etelae shoma beresanim ke mobile
shoma be modate 10 daghighe dar halate vibre gharar migirad.
gushi ra dar kunetan gharar dade va az service fogh lezat bebarid!
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kash anar budam o abam ra mikhordi
kash aftabgardan budam o tokhmam ra mikhordi
hala ke hichkodam nistam bia *iram ra bokhor!
kash aftabgardan budam o tokhmam ra mikhordi
hala ke hichkodam nistam bia *iram ra bokhor!
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khastam barayat hediyei befrestam;
gol goft: mara befrest ke khoshhalash konam.
khar goft: mara befrest ta dar chashme doshmananash foru ravam.
sharm goft: mara befrest ta dar delash ab shavam.
nagahan *ir sokutam ra shekast va goft:
gol goft: mara befrest ke khoshhalash konam.
khar goft: mara befrest ta dar chashme doshmananash foru ravam.
sharm goft: mara befrest ta dar delash ab shavam.
nagahan *ir sokutam ra shekast va goft:
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khastam barayat hediyei befrestam;
gol goft: mara befrest ke khoshhalash konam.
khar goft: mara befrest ta dar chashme doshmananash foru ravam.
sharm goft: mara befrest ta dar delash ab shavam.
nagahan *ir sokutam ra shekast va goft:
gol goft: mara befrest ke khoshhalash konam.
khar goft: mara befrest ta dar chashme doshmananash foru ravam.
sharm goft: mara befrest ta dar delash ab shavam.
nagahan *ir sokutam ra shekast va goft:
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kuno ghavamin bel ghesm” yani che?
1.be aghvamet be mosavat kun bedeh
2.gheste kune aghvamet ro bedeh
3.ghesti kun nadeh
4.kuni, bia be moasese ghavamin ghesto bedeh!
1.be aghvamet be mosavat kun bedeh
2.gheste kune aghvamet ro bedeh
3.ghesti kun nadeh
4.kuni, bia be moasese ghavamin ghesto bedeh!
New year sms
Har ibtada say pehlay,
her inteha kay baad,
Zaat-e-Nabi buland hai,
Zat-e-khuda kay baad,
Duniya main ehtram kay kabil hain jitnay log,
Main sab ko manti hoon magar,
MUSTAFA kay baad
Good Morning of last morning of 2010!
her inteha kay baad,
Zaat-e-Nabi buland hai,
Zat-e-khuda kay baad,
Duniya main ehtram kay kabil hain jitnay log,
Main sab ko manti hoon magar,
MUSTAFA kay baad
Good Morning of last morning of 2010!
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2011 ki pehli subha hai
Koi
Galti
Gustakhi
Koi khata
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tau
Please maafi mang lain
Main aaj achay mood main hoon
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Phol wala:sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye le jayn
Aadmi: meri koi girl frnd nhi
Phol wala: phir apni mengatar k lia lejaye
Aadmi: meri koi mengatar b nhi
Phol wala: phir apni biwi k lie lajayn
Aadmi:meri koi biwi b nhi
Phol wala: Ae dunya k khush kismat insan!
Meri tarf sey ya phol Muft laja.
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Es Naye Saal mein
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Islami Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar.
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Islami Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar.
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Meray
Dosto
Agar
2010 main ab tak mujh say koi ghalti
hoi ho
Ya
Meri
Koi baat
Aapko
Buri lagi ho
Tau
Jo kar saktay ho
Kar lo
Main
2011
Main bhi
Baaz nahiin aaounga :0)
Pathan sms
Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:
Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?
Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.
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BREAKING NEWS
ATM At Tariq Road Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition:
Bcoz
Khan Sahab’s Wife Put Hairpin In Machine.
When It Said:
“Enter Your PIN”.
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Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.
Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.
Pathan Bola:
“I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?”
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Phatan:
Yaar ye jore kha bnte hai?
.
MAN
Aasman par
.
Phatan:
Oh shit!
Main to darzi ko de aya
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Khocha Khan apna mobile
Qabristan main dfna rha the
.
a MAN
Ye kya kr rhe ho
.
Khocha Khan:
Yaar dukan wale ne kha hai k
Mobile DEAD ho gya hai
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1 pathan: Molvi sahab hamara larkey ne Qurbani ka janwar (bakra)
ka gand maar diya galti se
ab kya hukum ha?
Molvi: Khana khrab tum koi dosra janwar kharedo uska Qurbani jaeyz nhi
1 month k baad.
Molvi: Gul khan us bakrey ka kya kiya?
Gul khan: Molvi Saeb, hum ne bakrey ko usi Kaam k liye rakh liya
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EK admini ne 20/20 match dekhne ka acha intazam kya tha
Cola,BBQ,LCD,Speakers,Chips..match ka maza aagya
Phatan:
Lo G khak maza aya
"NASWAR" to tha he nhi
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Phatan:
Aaj main bohat preshan hu
Ur
muje Dar lg rha hy
.
2nd pathan: Kyu?
.
Phatan: Aj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass
.
2nd pathan:
Kon sa test?
.
Phatan: Blood Test
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Punjabi going wid his sister,
Pathan shouts "Oye,
Mashoka le ker kahan nikle
"Punjabi gets furious & slap him & says
" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
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Pathan Amrood bech raha tha:
Aik admi aya bola khan sahab amrud mei se keera nikla to?
Khan Sahab: Bhai ye to tera kismat hai.
Kal ek admi ka Moter Cycle nikla tha.
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Punjabi School mai hans raha tha:
Pathan bola: Chup kar jao.
Punjbi: Q? Aur tum kon ho?
Pathan: Main Monitor hon.
Punjbi: Main CPU hon. :-)
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Aik dafa 1 Pathan cycle par gungunathe jaa raha tha ,Raasthay
may us nay 1 Punjabi aurath ko cycle se maar diya.
Aurath : Andhay ho kia break nahin maar sakthay?
Pathan : Poora cycle maar diya ab break maarnay se kiya fayedaa.
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Pathn chor pakr k apne bcho se: Iski gand maro
3 ne try kia par Andr na gya Pthn: Chaku lao Or iski gand phar
do Chor dar k: bhai 1 bar thook laga k try karlo.
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Pathan shadi k dusray din BV se ler pra... Pathan's dad:kia hua?
Pathan: isne mri chay me Tawez milaya hy...
Bevi rotay hue: Salay wo "Tawez" ni "Tea Bag" tha.
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Pathan Paper de raha tha.. Larka: KHAN SAAB aap ki NaQal maar loon.?
PATHAN: Tum hamari Naqal maro ham tumhari asal maray ga.
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Teacher to pathan:
Batao Pakistan ka jhanda sub se pehle kaha lagaya gaya?
Pathan bohot dair sochne k baad bola:
Danday par….!
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1 Hakeem ne pathan ki bemari ka elaaj Aurat ka doodh tajveez kia,
Bari mushkil se pathan ne 1 Aurat ko raazi kia.
Doodh pilatay huwe Aurat ki feelings barh gayen.
Us ne sexy aawaz mei poocha: “Kuch aur bhi chahiye?”
pathan: “baji Agar saath 5 Rupey wala Tiger biscuit bhi mil
jaye to maza A jaye g
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Pathan K Ghar Mehman Aate Hain.
Pathan Ki BV Pathan Se:
Tum Hamesha Mehmanon Se Ulti Seedhi Bat
Keh Dete Ho, Ab In Ki Izzat Karna.
Pathan Mehman Se:
Kya Haal Hai Gul Khan, Tum Thek Hai,
Aane Me Koi Pareshani To Nai Hui?
Gul Khan:
Ap K Elaqe Me Kutte Bohat Hain.
Pathan:
Kutte Se Yaad Aya Tumhara Abbu Thek Hai Wo Aya Nai
Bengali sms
Prem korle PARISHAN hoye jai;
Biye korle SHARABI hoye jai…
divorce dile DEVDAS hoye jai….
ar friendship korle MOBILE TE BANALCE ses hoye jai..
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Joto bhalobasa peyechi tomar kach thake;
Dustu aii mon chai aro besi pete;
ki jani tomar modhe ki achhe;
ke mon chai tomake aro besi kore kache pete.!!
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Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message
anappikite irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku
polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud
morni, gud after, gud night messagea Thala namma cellula balance
illa ok next meet panren
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Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..
Pore dio Mon!
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Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura…
Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura.
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tomay bhalobese ki pelam ami
tumey ba ki dile amay
tomar preme pagol pothik ami
tao ki bujhte paro na tumi
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EID mane Khusi,Eid mane Aanondo,
EID aase volia dita sokol Bivad Dondo,
EID mane vola jawa joto Dokkho Voi
EIDar motoe Tur Jibonta houq Diptimoy….
EID MUBARAK….BONDO.
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Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!
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Is Jumle Ki Urdu Batao ”My Brother Can’t Cook.”
Bangali: ”Hamare Bhai K0 Pokhana Nai Ata”
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Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration
Tumie Amar GP,AKTEL,Djuice Connection
Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE
Tumie Amar Hridoy Jore NETWORK COVERAGE
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Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size Koira Day Bondo Tura Doira!
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Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala…
R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai…
HABO BHAI TUMI HABOE ROYYA GELA!!
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Bastota Amake Dayna Obosor
Tai Bola Vabona Amai Sarthopor
Jakhane E Thaki, Thaki Joto E Dura…
Tumi Aacho Sarakhon Ai Hridoy Jura.
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Tur Eccha Golo Ura Bayrak Pakhna Doti Mala,
Dingoli Tur Jakna Keta Amni Hasa Khala,
Aoporno Na Thaka Jano Tur Kuno Shokh,
Ai Kamonay Bondo Tuka Eid-Mubarak
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Tumi Amar Borshar Bristi
Tomai Chara Ki Kore Kori Nobo Jiboner Srishti??
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Ki Bhabe Bholbo Tomake Ami,
Jhakon Tumi Sudui Royecho Amar Bhabana Jure,
Ki Bhabe Chaibona Tomake Ami,
Jhakon Tumi Sudui Royecho Amar Sapno Jure,
Ki Bhabe Bhalobasbona Tomake Ami,
Jhakon Tumi Sudui Royecho Amar Anntor Jure,
Ki Bhabe Jete Di Tomake Ami,
Jhakon Tumi Sudui Royecho Amar Dehho Jure!!
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Hariya Jabo Jadin Ami
Porbe Amai Mone
Ek Fota Jol Asthe Dio
Tomar Choker Kone
Sedin Jotoi Dakbe Amai
Debona Sara Ami!
Thakbo Ami Nil Akasher
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Ratri Dekheche Amai Aro Ekbar Kadte.
Ratri Dekheche Hajar Loker Bhire Nijeke Harate
Ratri Dekheche Bhison Kacher Manusti Koto Dure Thake.
Dekheche Amar Ooi Ekla Ghartai Nirbikarchitte Takate
Nijer ‘SWAPNO’ Sajate..
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Biye korle SHARABI hoye jai…
divorce dile DEVDAS hoye jai….
ar friendship korle MOBILE TE BANALCE ses hoye jai..
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Joto bhalobasa peyechi tomar kach thake;
Dustu aii mon chai aro besi pete;
ki jani tomar modhe ki achhe;
ke mon chai tomake aro besi kore kache pete.!!
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Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message
anappikite irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku
polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud
morni, gud after, gud night messagea Thala namma cellula balance
illa ok next meet panren
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Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..
Pore dio Mon!
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Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura…
Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura.
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tomay bhalobese ki pelam ami
tumey ba ki dile amay
tomar preme pagol pothik ami
tao ki bujhte paro na tumi
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EID mane Khusi,Eid mane Aanondo,
EID aase volia dita sokol Bivad Dondo,
EID mane vola jawa joto Dokkho Voi
EIDar motoe Tur Jibonta houq Diptimoy….
EID MUBARAK….BONDO.
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Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!
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Techar Bangali Student Se:
Is Jumle Ki Urdu Batao
“My Brother Can’t Cook.”
Bangali:
“Hamare Bhai K0 Pokhana Nai Ata”… ;->
Techar Bangali Student Se:Is Jumle Ki Urdu Batao ”My Brother Can’t Cook.”
Bangali: ”Hamare Bhai K0 Pokhana Nai Ata”
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Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration
Tumie Amar GP,AKTEL,Djuice Connection
Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE
Tumie Amar Hridoy Jore NETWORK COVERAGE
-------------------------------------------------------------
Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size Koira Day Bondo Tura Doira!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala…
R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai…
HABO BHAI TUMI HABOE ROYYA GELA!!
------------------------------------------------------------
Bastota Amake Dayna Obosor
Tai Bola Vabona Amai Sarthopor
Jakhane E Thaki, Thaki Joto E Dura…
Tumi Aacho Sarakhon Ai Hridoy Jura.
------------------------------------------------------------
Tur Eccha Golo Ura Bayrak Pakhna Doti Mala,
Dingoli Tur Jakna Keta Amni Hasa Khala,
Aoporno Na Thaka Jano Tur Kuno Shokh,
Ai Kamonay Bondo Tuka Eid-Mubarak
------------------------------------------------------------
Tumi Amar Borshar Bristi
Tomai Chara Ki Kore Kori Nobo Jiboner Srishti??
------------------------------------------------------------
Ki Bhabe Bholbo Tomake Ami,
Jhakon Tumi Sudui Royecho Amar Bhabana Jure,
Ki Bhabe Chaibona Tomake Ami,
Jhakon Tumi Sudui Royecho Amar Sapno Jure,
Ki Bhabe Bhalobasbona Tomake Ami,
Jhakon Tumi Sudui Royecho Amar Anntor Jure,
Ki Bhabe Jete Di Tomake Ami,
Jhakon Tumi Sudui Royecho Amar Dehho Jure!!
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Hariya Jabo Jadin Ami
Porbe Amai Mone
Ek Fota Jol Asthe Dio
Tomar Choker Kone
Sedin Jotoi Dakbe Amai
Debona Sara Ami!
Thakbo Ami Nil Akasher
-------------------------------------------------------------
Ratri Dekheche Amai Aro Ekbar Kadte.
Ratri Dekheche Hajar Loker Bhire Nijeke Harate
Ratri Dekheche Bhison Kacher Manusti Koto Dure Thake.
Dekheche Amar Ooi Ekla Ghartai Nirbikarchitte Takate
Nijer ‘SWAPNO’ Sajate..
-------------------------------------------------------------
Panjabi sms
Teri Ulfat Nu Kade Nakaam Nahi Hon Devange,
Teri Chahat Nu Kade Badnaam Nahi Hon Devange,
Meri Jindgi ch Kade Sooraj Nikde Na-Nikde,
Par Teri Jindgi ch Kade Shaam Nahi Hon Devange.
-----------------------------------------------------
Ikk Ajnabi Naal Mainu Ena Pyar Kyun,
Inkar Karn To Baad Vi, Chahat Da Ikrar Kyun,
Ohnu Pauna Meri Taqdeer Ch Nahi Sayad,
Fer Vi Har Mod Utte Usi Da Intjar Kyun.
----------------------------------------------------
Saade Sheran Varge Haunsle,
Haathiyan Vargi Chaal,
Maut Vi Dardi Milaun Nu,
Nazara Saade Naal,
Aven Taan Ni Aakhde Loki Saare Saanu,
Singh, Shoorme, Sardar.
-----------------------------------------------------
Jad Vi Tainu Milan Di Taqdeer Nazar Aayi,
Mainu Pairan Ch Banni Vi Zanjir Nazar Aayi,
Teri Yaad Ch Nikal Pade Mere Hanju,
Har Hanju Vich Teri Tasveer Nazar Aayi.
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Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie
yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie
Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan
teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie
-------------------------------------------------------
Sun ni Kuriye
Rangan Diye Puriye
Mein Tur Jawan ga
Mur ke nai aawan ga
Feer Pachtaen gi
Has ke Bulaen gi
Feer vi nai aawan ga
Uchay Aasman da
Taara ban jawan ga
Door Door Rawan ga
Te Tenu Tarfawan ga
-----------------------------------------------------
tusi door gaya intizar kita
tusi kool aye pyar kita
tusi rus gae razi kita
tusi yad aye mis kita
jadu mis kita sms kita
ek gal daso sub kuj main kita
tusi ki kita
-----------------------------------------------------
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
------------------------------------------------------
mery ishq de vich mashkook na ho
nai aj tak ghalat nigah kiti
teri her mulakaat me enjj kiti
jewain musa naal khuda kiti
nai fark kita teri puja wich
nai khatreyaan di parwah kiti
ek rub nai tinnu keh sakdi baki sari rasam ada kiti
---------------------------------------------------------
Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi.
Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal sakta.
----------------------------------------------------------
Mere dil wich Thikana auda,
Do kadam vi ohna ton aya na gaya,
Main Puchhya kayon toreya tu wada,
Taa Hass ke keha bas Nibhaya na gaya.
--------------------------------------------------------
Punjabi Sms Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Tu sohni tera na sohni, par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C Te tu Three
Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------
jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a
maray dil de dharkan ruk jaandi a
kisay da khyal dil vich onda a
per jadoon yes karan lagna wan
per
per
per
per
o tay miss call e ho jandi a
-----------------------------------------------------------
Mere Ishaq dey wich mashkook na ho
Nahi aj tak Ghalat nigah keeti
Teri har mulakat mein aenj keeti
jiven Moosa naal KHUDA keeti
Nahi fark keeta teri pooja wich
Nahi khatryan di parwah keeti
Ikk tenu RUBB nahi keh sakdi
Baki sari rassam ada keeti
------------------------------------------------------------
assi v smaart tusi v smaart
sada v rang saaf twada v rang saaf
bas ek choota jeya fark ae
aasi dil ton saaf tusi dimagh ton saaf.
Teri Chahat Nu Kade Badnaam Nahi Hon Devange,
Meri Jindgi ch Kade Sooraj Nikde Na-Nikde,
Par Teri Jindgi ch Kade Shaam Nahi Hon Devange.
-----------------------------------------------------
Ikk Ajnabi Naal Mainu Ena Pyar Kyun,
Inkar Karn To Baad Vi, Chahat Da Ikrar Kyun,
Ohnu Pauna Meri Taqdeer Ch Nahi Sayad,
Fer Vi Har Mod Utte Usi Da Intjar Kyun.
----------------------------------------------------
Saade Sheran Varge Haunsle,
Haathiyan Vargi Chaal,
Maut Vi Dardi Milaun Nu,
Nazara Saade Naal,
Aven Taan Ni Aakhde Loki Saare Saanu,
Singh, Shoorme, Sardar.
-----------------------------------------------------
Jad Vi Tainu Milan Di Taqdeer Nazar Aayi,
Mainu Pairan Ch Banni Vi Zanjir Nazar Aayi,
Teri Yaad Ch Nikal Pade Mere Hanju,
Har Hanju Vich Teri Tasveer Nazar Aayi.
------------------------------------------------------
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie
yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie
Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan
teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie
-------------------------------------------------------
Sun ni Kuriye
Rangan Diye Puriye
Mein Tur Jawan ga
Mur ke nai aawan ga
Feer Pachtaen gi
Has ke Bulaen gi
Feer vi nai aawan ga
Uchay Aasman da
Taara ban jawan ga
Door Door Rawan ga
Te Tenu Tarfawan ga
-----------------------------------------------------
tusi door gaya intizar kita
tusi kool aye pyar kita
tusi rus gae razi kita
tusi yad aye mis kita
jadu mis kita sms kita
ek gal daso sub kuj main kita
tusi ki kita
-----------------------------------------------------
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
------------------------------------------------------
mery ishq de vich mashkook na ho
nai aj tak ghalat nigah kiti
teri her mulakaat me enjj kiti
jewain musa naal khuda kiti
nai fark kita teri puja wich
nai khatreyaan di parwah kiti
ek rub nai tinnu keh sakdi baki sari rasam ada kiti
---------------------------------------------------------
Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi.
Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal sakta.
----------------------------------------------------------
Mere dil wich Thikana auda,
Do kadam vi ohna ton aya na gaya,
Main Puchhya kayon toreya tu wada,
Taa Hass ke keha bas Nibhaya na gaya.
--------------------------------------------------------
Punjabi Sms Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Tu sohni tera na sohni, par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C Te tu Three
Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------
jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a
maray dil de dharkan ruk jaandi a
kisay da khyal dil vich onda a
per jadoon yes karan lagna wan
per
per
per
per
o tay miss call e ho jandi a
-----------------------------------------------------------
Mere Ishaq dey wich mashkook na ho
Nahi aj tak Ghalat nigah keeti
Teri har mulakat mein aenj keeti
jiven Moosa naal KHUDA keeti
Nahi fark keeta teri pooja wich
Nahi khatryan di parwah keeti
Ikk tenu RUBB nahi keh sakdi
Baki sari rassam ada keeti
------------------------------------------------------------
assi v smaart tusi v smaart
sada v rang saaf twada v rang saaf
bas ek choota jeya fark ae
aasi dil ton saaf tusi dimagh ton saaf.
Funny sms
Santa Cycle k Break hath me lekar nach rha tha
Man-ye kya kar ho Santa ji?
Santa- Oye! Break Dance kar rha hu. Tum b kar lo
-----------------------------------------------------
Har MAA Ka Sapna Hota Hai K Us Ki Beti Ko Ek Acha Larka Mily..
Ab AAP Hi Batao..
K
AkeLA
"Sarfaraz"
Kis kis MAA Ka Sapna purA kArE gA.. ;->)
Ab AAP Hi Batao..
K
AkeLA
"Sarfaraz"
Kis kis MAA Ka Sapna purA kArE gA.. ;->)
----------------------------------------------------
Ek shaks Susral Gaya
Uski saas nay use 7 din tk subah sham Palak or saag khilaya
8wn din pucha kya khao gy..?
Damad: Khait dikha do khud he char Aaon ga.
Uski saas nay use 7 din tk subah sham Palak or saag khilaya
8wn din pucha kya khao gy..?
Damad: Khait dikha do khud he char Aaon ga.
------------------------------------------------------
Teacher: papu i wil giv u a tight slap
if u continue ur non serious behavior in the class!
.
Papu:
.
.
.
.
.
thappar se dar nai lgta madam pyar se lgta hy
if u continue ur non serious behavior in the class!
.
Papu:
.
.
.
.
.
thappar se dar nai lgta madam pyar se lgta hy
----------------------------------------------------
2011 ka sab sy btmiz Bachaa,
dukandar sy..
"Uncle rang gora krne wali cream hae..''?
Dokandar: han hai.
Bacha: te MaMa apni bachi nu lawanda q nai.
dukandar sy..
"Uncle rang gora krne wali cream hae..''?
Dokandar: han hai.
Bacha: te MaMa apni bachi nu lawanda q nai.
-----------------------------------------------------
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay.
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay.
-----------------------------------------------------
Aj Ke taza khabar:
Ik bath room main,
Ik boy na,
Ik girl ky jism ko,
Hr jagah sy touch kia,
Pta hay wo boy kon tha ?
.
.
.
.
….LIFE’BOY…
Ik bath room main,
Ik boy na,
Ik girl ky jism ko,
Hr jagah sy touch kia,
Pta hay wo boy kon tha ?
.
.
.
.
….LIFE’BOY…
------------------------------------------------------
Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,
Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.
Wese to kehte Ho
“I Hate Girls”
.
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!
.
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!
Adult sms
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
.
.
.
Always KISS a SChool teacher
and she will say repeat it
5 TIMES DAILY!
---------------------------------------------------
A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000.
----------------------------------------------------
Come here, take off your pants
and knickers, get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied.
.
.
.
.
loving yours…..toilet!
-----------------------------------------------------
Wives are incoming calls,
Lovers are outgoing calls,
Aunties are Toll-free calls,
Call girls are Roaming calls,
Neighbor girls are Missed Calls.
-----------------------------------------------------
He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine,
but don’t worry: I’m a
bottle of wine!
-----------------------------------------------------
TEACHER: What is the Different
between Problem and Challenge????
.
.
.
.
.
STUDENT:
3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…
----------------------------------------------------
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
two hours later sardar sms to boss:
Me ok, your wife is very sweet.
---------------------------------------------------
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed “Martha ur are sweeter than my wife”
The maid smiled and said
‘”I know, coz the driver always tells me so”
---------------------------------------------------
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study
---------------------------------------------------
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone. ---------------------------------------------------
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
--------------------------------------------------
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
----------------------------------------------------
A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes
and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?
----------------------------------------------------
Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
-----------------------------------------------------
Mum advice her daughter "i a boy touched ur
breast say DON'T n if he touched ur vegi...
say STOP IT. 1 week later.the girl told her
mum." mum a boy touched my both then
i said DON'T STOP IT"
-----------------------------------------------------
I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all
over you … wanna feel you in my mouth …
Yep,
That’s how I eat an ice cream!
------------------------------------------------------
After Sex Boy Said
Boy:Janeman Ab Tumhe Wo Hoga Jise Duniya
Bachaa Kahti Hai
Girl:Mere Chut Ke Ashiq Ab Tumhe Wo Hoga
Jise Duniya Aids Kahti Hai
-----------------------------------------------------
She will say, hands up.
.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
.
.
.
Always KISS a SChool teacher
and she will say repeat it
5 TIMES DAILY!
---------------------------------------------------
A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000.
----------------------------------------------------
Come here, take off your pants
and knickers, get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied.
.
.
.
.
loving yours…..toilet!
-----------------------------------------------------
Wives are incoming calls,
Lovers are outgoing calls,
Aunties are Toll-free calls,
Call girls are Roaming calls,
Neighbor girls are Missed Calls.
-----------------------------------------------------
He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine,
but don’t worry: I’m a
bottle of wine!
-----------------------------------------------------
TEACHER: What is the Different
between Problem and Challenge????
.
.
.
.
.
STUDENT:
3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…
----------------------------------------------------
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
two hours later sardar sms to boss:
Me ok, your wife is very sweet.
---------------------------------------------------
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed “Martha ur are sweeter than my wife”
The maid smiled and said
‘”I know, coz the driver always tells me so”
---------------------------------------------------
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study
---------------------------------------------------
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone. ---------------------------------------------------
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
--------------------------------------------------
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
----------------------------------------------------
A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes
and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?
----------------------------------------------------
Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
-----------------------------------------------------
Mum advice her daughter "i a boy touched ur
breast say DON'T n if he touched ur vegi...
say STOP IT. 1 week later.the girl told her
mum." mum a boy touched my both then
i said DON'T STOP IT"
-----------------------------------------------------
I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all
over you … wanna feel you in my mouth …
Yep,
That’s how I eat an ice cream!
------------------------------------------------------
After Sex Boy Said
Boy:Janeman Ab Tumhe Wo Hoga Jise Duniya
Bachaa Kahti Hai
Girl:Mere Chut Ke Ashiq Ab Tumhe Wo Hoga
Jise Duniya Aids Kahti Hai
-----------------------------------------------------
Valentine day sms
1. U r unique
U r caring and
U r the Best.
And I am d luckiest to have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY MY SWEET HEART!
2. “Valentine’s Day is for expressing affection
Fond thoughts are coming your way
We’ve always had a special connection
So Happy Valentine’s Day!”
3. Love is more time to share.
It’s really when u care.
It’s two people joined.
I was in love with u
before u could drop a coin.”
4. Sardar Ki Girlfrnd Ne sardar Se Puchha:
VALENTINE-DAY Par Tum Mujhe 1 “RING” doge Naa?
Sardar: Zarur Dunga,
Batao “LANDLINE per du YA MOBILE pa
5. Without Love — days are sad day,
moan day,
tears day,
waste day,
thirst day,
fright day,
shatter day.
So be in love everyday…Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day.
6. Love puts the fun in together,
The sad in apart, and the joy
in a heart….
Happy Valentines Day my love.
7. My eyes are blind without
your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color.
Always be there in my life
Sweetheart.
8. You are the beat of my heart
Lover of my soul
I’ll never leave U
and never wanna U let go
You are the beat of my heart
The one that make me sing
The one who makes me smile
and one never seem to cry
You are the beat of my heart
The one I really love
Don’t let me out of your sight
For I’m yours by heart
Happy Valentine’s Day
9. What do you give a lady so sweet?
Who makes my existence so complete.
Should She get a Long-stemmed Rose?
Perhaps some very heartfelt pros?
A store-bought card with another”s word?
Anything that”s purchased seems absurd.
I would give you the World if it were mine,
For now, take my heart,
And be My Valentine.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!
U r caring and
U r the Best.
And I am d luckiest to have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY MY SWEET HEART!
2. “Valentine’s Day is for expressing affection
Fond thoughts are coming your way
We’ve always had a special connection
So Happy Valentine’s Day!”
3. Love is more time to share.
It’s really when u care.
It’s two people joined.
I was in love with u
before u could drop a coin.”
4. Sardar Ki Girlfrnd Ne sardar Se Puchha:
VALENTINE-DAY Par Tum Mujhe 1 “RING” doge Naa?
Sardar: Zarur Dunga,
Batao “LANDLINE per du YA MOBILE pa
5. Without Love — days are sad day,
moan day,
tears day,
waste day,
thirst day,
fright day,
shatter day.
So be in love everyday…Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day.
6. Love puts the fun in together,
The sad in apart, and the joy
in a heart….
Happy Valentines Day my love.
7. My eyes are blind without
your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color.
Always be there in my life
Sweetheart.
8. You are the beat of my heart
Lover of my soul
I’ll never leave U
and never wanna U let go
You are the beat of my heart
The one that make me sing
The one who makes me smile
and one never seem to cry
You are the beat of my heart
The one I really love
Don’t let me out of your sight
For I’m yours by heart
Happy Valentine’s Day
9. What do you give a lady so sweet?
Who makes my existence so complete.
Should She get a Long-stemmed Rose?
Perhaps some very heartfelt pros?
A store-bought card with another”s word?
Anything that”s purchased seems absurd.
I would give you the World if it were mine,
For now, take my heart,
And be My Valentine.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!
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