1 admi ka 1Crore ka bond nikla
Company ne socha achanak batane se khushi se marr sakta hay
Aik MEMON ko bola k usko aisey batao k Heartfail na ho
MEMON ne jaa k us Admi ko bola: farz karo aap ka
1 Crore ka Innam nikle to pahla kaam kia karo ge?
Aadmi: aadha tumhen dnga
MEMON khushi se marr gya
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Zindagi ko 1 pal apna samjho;
Raat ko sach or din ko sapna samjho;
Bhulana chahte ho agar sabhi ghamo ko;
To zindagi main sirf <ALLAH > ko apna samjho.
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kuch Log aap ka mobile number maang rahy thy?
Maine aap ka number nahi dia?
Address de dia Hai.
Un Logon k Naam Ye hain.
1- Sukh,
2- Salamti,
3- Barkat,
4- Khushi,
5- Tandurasti.
Please unko welcome kijiye ga
Q k mane unse request ki ha k
Ye Sub sari zindagi aap k sath rhain.
¤[ Ameen ]¤
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PATHAN: Mujhe Rat ko Sapny mei kuttay football kheltey Dikhai dety hain
Dr: ye Dawai Aj se kha Lena
PATHAN: kaL se kha Loon?
Dr: Q?
PATHAN: Aj final hy.
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Amrecan: Ham chand par ja kr jahaz banae ga.
Pathan: Ham soraj pr ja kr naswar banae ga.
Amrecan: Tum jal jaega!
Pathan: Ham pagal nahe, ham raat ko jayega
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Aik Pathan jb bi kapray dhota tau bohat Zor ki barish shuru ho jati.
Aik din bohat dhup nikli hui thi aur us nay shukar kiya aur dukaan say
SURF lenay chala gaya, Jb dukan mai enter hua to,
"Badal" zor say garja, tau Pathan ne "BAADAL say kaha:
"KIDHR?? Hum To Nimko Lene Aya Ha":-
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Gabbar: yeh haath mujhe de de thakur!
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Thakur: le le, mere haath le le, basanti k bhi le le, jay aur veeru k bhi le le...
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Octopus banja kaminay!
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Gabbar: sorry yaar, tu toh emotional ho gaya!!!
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Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun
Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta
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aad nahi kia kia dekha tha saaray manzar bhool gaye
{faraz}
Oss ki galiyon say jab loutay apna bhi ghar bhool gaye
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