AMERICA: Hamare Kutte Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN : Hamare Machhi Dance Karte hai.
CHINA : Hamare Hathi Cricket Khelte hai.
INDIA : HAMARE GADHE MASSAGE PADHTE HAI.
PAKISTANI: HAMARE GADHE SADER BAN JATE HAIN
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Meray dil me utro zara zara,
Mujhay holay holay to pyar do,
Meri tishnagi ko barhaao phir,
Meri be-kali ko qaraar do,
Mujhay harf harf samait lo,
Muje lafz lafz shumaar do
Jo umar bhar na utar sake
meri rooh ko khud me utaaar lo
aaao
pyaar k is khel me
tum jeet jao muje haar do...!
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Umar Bhar Hum Yun Hi Galti karte Rahe,
Gahlib
Dhool Chehre Pe Thi Aur Hum Aaina Saaf Karte Rahe.
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Pathan: Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50
Pathan: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main Kon Le Ker Jayega.
Pathan: Tum Peeche Betho Hum Le K Jayega.
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Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K
Jisko Dekho to Khuwab
Socho to Khayal
Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu
Aazmao to Sacha Dost
Or
Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi.
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Holi k rang bikhrenge,
Sang piya hum ab bheegenge,
Holi mein aur bhi rang hoga
Mere piya jab mere sang hoga
