Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
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Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
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Always KISS a SChool teacher
and she will say repeat it
5 TIMES DAILY!
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A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000.
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Come here, take off your pants
and knickers, get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied.
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.
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loving yours…..toilet!
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Wives are incoming calls,
Lovers are outgoing calls,
Aunties are Toll-free calls,
Call girls are Roaming calls,
Neighbor girls are Missed Calls.
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He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine,
but don’t worry: I’m a
bottle of wine!
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TEACHER: What is the Different
between Problem and Challenge????
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STUDENT:
3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
two hours later sardar sms to boss:
Me ok, your wife is very sweet.
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A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed “Martha ur are sweeter than my wife”
The maid smiled and said
‘”I know, coz the driver always tells me so”
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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.
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Books And Study
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A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
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2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
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A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes
and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?
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Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
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Mum advice her daughter "i a boy touched ur
breast say DON'T n if he touched ur vegi...
say STOP IT. 1 week later.the girl told her
mum." mum a boy touched my both then
i said DON'T STOP IT"
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I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all
over you … wanna feel you in my mouth …
Yep,
That’s how I eat an ice cream!
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After Sex Boy Said
Boy:Janeman Ab Tumhe Wo Hoga Jise Duniya
Bachaa Kahti Hai
Girl:Mere Chut Ke Ashiq Ab Tumhe Wo Hoga
Jise Duniya Aids Kahti Hai
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