Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:
Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?
Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.
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BREAKING NEWS
ATM At Tariq Road Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition:
Bcoz
Khan Sahab’s Wife Put Hairpin In Machine.
When It Said:
“Enter Your PIN”.
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Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.
Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.
Pathan Bola:
“I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?”
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Phatan:
Yaar ye jore kha bnte hai?
.
MAN
Aasman par
.
Phatan:
Oh shit!
Main to darzi ko de aya
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Khocha Khan apna mobile
Qabristan main dfna rha the
.
a MAN
Ye kya kr rhe ho
.
Khocha Khan:
Yaar dukan wale ne kha hai k
Mobile DEAD ho gya hai
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1 pathan: Molvi sahab hamara larkey ne Qurbani ka janwar (bakra)
ka gand maar diya galti se
ab kya hukum ha?
Molvi: Khana khrab tum koi dosra janwar kharedo uska Qurbani jaeyz nhi
1 month k baad.
Molvi: Gul khan us bakrey ka kya kiya?
Gul khan: Molvi Saeb, hum ne bakrey ko usi Kaam k liye rakh liya
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EK admini ne 20/20 match dekhne ka acha intazam kya tha
Cola,BBQ,LCD,Speakers,Chips..match ka maza aagya
Phatan:
Lo G khak maza aya
"NASWAR" to tha he nhi
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Phatan:
Aaj main bohat preshan hu
Ur
muje Dar lg rha hy
.
2nd pathan: Kyu?
.
Phatan: Aj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass
.
2nd pathan:
Kon sa test?
.
Phatan: Blood Test
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Punjabi going wid his sister,
Pathan shouts "Oye,
Mashoka le ker kahan nikle
"Punjabi gets furious & slap him & says
" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
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Pathan Amrood bech raha tha:
Aik admi aya bola khan sahab amrud mei se keera nikla to?
Khan Sahab: Bhai ye to tera kismat hai.
Kal ek admi ka Moter Cycle nikla tha.
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Punjabi School mai hans raha tha:
Pathan bola: Chup kar jao.
Punjbi: Q? Aur tum kon ho?
Pathan: Main Monitor hon.
Punjbi: Main CPU hon. :-)
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Aik dafa 1 Pathan cycle par gungunathe jaa raha tha ,Raasthay
may us nay 1 Punjabi aurath ko cycle se maar diya.
Aurath : Andhay ho kia break nahin maar sakthay?
Pathan : Poora cycle maar diya ab break maarnay se kiya fayedaa.
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Pathn chor pakr k apne bcho se: Iski gand maro
3 ne try kia par Andr na gya Pthn: Chaku lao Or iski gand phar
do Chor dar k: bhai 1 bar thook laga k try karlo.
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Pathan shadi k dusray din BV se ler pra... Pathan's dad:kia hua?
Pathan: isne mri chay me Tawez milaya hy...
Bevi rotay hue: Salay wo "Tawez" ni "Tea Bag" tha.
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Pathan Paper de raha tha.. Larka: KHAN SAAB aap ki NaQal maar loon.?
PATHAN: Tum hamari Naqal maro ham tumhari asal maray ga.
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Teacher to pathan:
Batao Pakistan ka jhanda sub se pehle kaha lagaya gaya?
Pathan bohot dair sochne k baad bola:
Danday par….!
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1 Hakeem ne pathan ki bemari ka elaaj Aurat ka doodh tajveez kia,
Bari mushkil se pathan ne 1 Aurat ko raazi kia.
Doodh pilatay huwe Aurat ki feelings barh gayen.
Us ne sexy aawaz mei poocha: “Kuch aur bhi chahiye?”
pathan: “baji Agar saath 5 Rupey wala Tiger biscuit bhi mil
jaye to maza A jaye g
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Pathan K Ghar Mehman Aate Hain.
Pathan Ki BV Pathan Se:
Tum Hamesha Mehmanon Se Ulti Seedhi Bat
Keh Dete Ho, Ab In Ki Izzat Karna.
Pathan Mehman Se:
Kya Haal Hai Gul Khan, Tum Thek Hai,
Aane Me Koi Pareshani To Nai Hui?
Gul Khan:
Ap K Elaqe Me Kutte Bohat Hain.
Pathan:
Kutte Se Yaad Aya Tumhara Abbu Thek Hai Wo Aya Nai
