Funny sms

Santa Cycle k Break hath me lekar nach rha tha

Man-ye kya kar ho Santa ji?

Santa- Oye! Break Dance kar rha hu. Tum b kar lo

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Har MAA Ka Sapna Hota Hai K Us Ki Beti Ko Ek Acha Larka Mily..

Ab AAP Hi Batao..



K


AkeLA

"Sarfaraz"

Kis kis MAA Ka Sapna purA kArE gA.. ;->) 

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Ek shaks Susral Gaya
Uski saas nay use 7 din tk subah sham Palak or saag khilaya
8wn din pucha kya khao gy..?

Damad: Khait dikha do khud he char Aaon ga.

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Teacher: papu i wil giv u a tight slap
if u continue ur non serious behavior in the class!

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Papu:
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thappar se dar nai lgta madam pyar se lgta hy

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2011 ka sab sy btmiz Bachaa,
dukandar sy..
"Uncle rang gora krne wali cream hae..''?
Dokandar: han hai.
Bacha: te MaMa apni bachi nu lawanda q nai.  

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Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay.

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Aj Ke taza khabar:
Ik bath room main,
Ik boy na,
Ik girl ky jism ko,
Hr jagah sy touch kia,
Pta hay wo boy kon tha ?
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….LIFE’BOY…

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Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

“I Hate Girls”
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Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!