Panjabi sms

Teri Ulfat Nu Kade Nakaam Nahi Hon Devange,
Teri Chahat Nu Kade Badnaam Nahi Hon Devange,
Meri Jindgi ch Kade Sooraj Nikde Na-Nikde,
Par Teri Jindgi ch Kade Shaam Nahi Hon Devange.
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Ikk Ajnabi Naal Mainu Ena Pyar Kyun,
Inkar Karn To Baad Vi, Chahat Da Ikrar Kyun,
Ohnu Pauna Meri Taqdeer Ch Nahi Sayad,
Fer Vi Har Mod Utte Usi Da Intjar Kyun.
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Saade Sheran Varge Haunsle,
Haathiyan Vargi Chaal,
Maut Vi Dardi Milaun Nu,
Nazara Saade Naal,
Aven Taan Ni Aakhde Loki Saare Saanu,
Singh, Shoorme, Sardar.
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Jad Vi Tainu Milan Di Taqdeer Nazar Aayi,
Mainu Pairan Ch Banni Vi Zanjir Nazar Aayi,
Teri Yaad Ch Nikal Pade Mere Hanju,
Har Hanju Vich Teri Tasveer Nazar Aayi.
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Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie
yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie

Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan
teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie

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Sun ni Kuriye
Rangan Diye Puriye
Mein Tur Jawan ga

Mur ke nai aawan ga
Feer Pachtaen gi
Has ke Bulaen gi

Feer vi nai aawan ga
Uchay Aasman da
Taara ban jawan ga

Door Door Rawan ga
Te Tenu Tarfawan ga

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tusi door gaya intizar kita
tusi kool aye pyar kita
tusi rus gae razi kita

tusi yad aye mis kita
jadu mis kita sms kita
ek gal daso sub kuj main kita
tusi ki kita

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Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta

Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.

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mery ishq de vich mashkook na ho
nai aj tak ghalat nigah kiti

teri her mulakaat me enjj kiti
jewain musa naal khuda kiti

nai fark kita teri puja wich
nai khatreyaan di parwah kiti
ek rub nai tinnu keh sakdi baki sari rasam ada kiti

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Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi.

Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal sakta.
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Mere dil wich Thikana auda,
Do kadam vi ohna ton aya na gaya,

Main Puchhya kayon toreya tu wada,
Taa Hass ke keha bas Nibhaya na gaya.
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Punjabi Sms Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
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Tu sohni tera na sohni, par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C Te tu Three
Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!  
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jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a
maray dil de dharkan ruk jaandi a
kisay da khyal dil vich onda a
per jadoon yes karan lagna wan
per
per
per
per
o tay miss call e ho jandi a
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Mere Ishaq dey wich mashkook na ho
Nahi aj tak Ghalat nigah keeti
Teri har mulakat mein aenj keeti
jiven Moosa naal KHUDA keeti
Nahi fark keeta teri pooja wich
Nahi khatryan di parwah keeti
Ikk tenu RUBB nahi keh sakdi
Baki sari rassam ada keeti
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assi v smaart tusi v smaart
sada v rang saaf twada v rang saaf
bas ek choota jeya fark ae
aasi dil ton saaf tusi dimagh ton saaf.